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With these new role models pushing Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and the other celebutards out of the limelight, it finally may be safe to let your daughter out of her room.

Then again -- with Lively confessing her newfound addiction to Chanel clothing, and Swift marveling over her new, million-dollar custom tour bus ("It has a treadmill!") -- maybe not.

NATIONAL ENQUIRER: Remember all those perfect TV families you used to watch as a kid? It turns out they were just as screwed up as your own.

Willie Aames writes in his new book, "Grace Is Enough," that while playing wholesome Tommy Bradford in the '80s series "Eight is Enough," he was drunk much of the time, and later began doing cocaine.

Thankfully, the ultimate father figure stepped in: Aames is now a born-again Christian in Oklahoma.

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Windsor says he doesn't want to be asked about "family or finances." But over the course of the next three hours, and several weeks, Windsor reveals much about both.

He begins by explaining what happened a year and a half ago:

Three weeks after his father's death in December 2003, Windsor threw away every piece of grown-up clothing he had, bought an oversize crib, a specially made high chair, a diaper-changing table, and a closet full of specially made baby dresses, rumba panties and onesies.

Now, he's sitting at Bogie's, eyeing a pack of Marlboro Lights ("I really shouldn't be smokin'," he says, straight-faced. "It's important for me to maintain an image.") and ordering a Budweiser (bottle, of course), attempting to explain HeidiLynn, who just might be pooping her pants as she speaks.

Pre-Emptive Nuclear Strike a Key Option, NATO Told

We'd NEVER commit one (much-less 3-or-4!) carrier-groups into an indefensible Strait like Hormuz if we WEREN'T positive there were ‘no enemies' on either-side of the bathtub. That's just common-sense (use some). There are hidden missile-defenses aplenty on Iran's mountainous-shore — and hundreds of Exocet/Sunburn-launchers (easily capable of ‘removing' our Groups — and using-them to block all subsequent ‘traffic' to world energy-Markets), both bunkered/camouflaged and mobile (they don't need 'speedboats' OR their-Mines). Do you STILL think the Pentagon/BushCo/NATO/et al are all just STUPID? Or Westinghouse (and others), who supplied Iran with it's ‘nuclear program' initially, or Israel/Reagan (who armed-it, and AFTER their so-called ‘revolution'), or the Pak's/ISI who elevated their ‘breeding cycle' (and you DO KNOW who controls Pakistan and the ISI, do you not — and who made them the ‘only' Islamic nuclear-power)?